Oh, Pitchfork...
/...why do you rate Converge's amazing new album Axe to Fall a heady 8.5, and yet fail to award it Best New Music Status? You call them "this gereration's Black Flag," and say of their softer songs, "they're amazing constructions of texture and friction." 5 of your last 10 Best New Music albums scored less than Converge...why do you not give them the love?
(cries softly, then goes back to work)