Premature Horror Take-off

I send this out as a warning to anyone else thinking of renting or purchasing the latest Dario Argento film, MOTHER OF TEARS, which concludes his "3 Mothers" trilogy of supernatural films starting with the excellent SUSPERIA and INFERNO:

Don't do it.  It's bad.  As in, "This looks like it was made in 1987 which, incidentally, is the last time I saw anyone, witch or otherwise, dressed like that"  bad.  Not even a brief appearance by Udo Keir saves this one, folks.

I'll try to throw a screen-cap up tonight to illustrate my point, but if you're a horror buff, consider yourself warned.

The Week in Geek: 9/21 - 9/27

Starting in October I'm going to be trying something new with where you can find my recent posts.  It's been a real headache trying to find the nest way to make sure that all the content I write is presented front and center.  So stay tuned.

In case you missed it, here's what happened last week on GEEK MONKEY (click the highlighted portion to read the post)...

Book #38: The Year of Living Biblically

A.J. Jacobs has become a part of my life. 

I write this knowing that Jacobs, author and editor/contributor for Esquire, is prone to checking up on himself via Google.  So before Mr. Jacobs begins to worry about the potential for harm, allow me to explain.

I first came across Jacobs by way of his first book, The Know-It-All, a humorous memoir about his reading the Encyclopedia Britannica in its entirety.  The book was funny to be sure, but what set it apart for me, and what made it turn up on the top of my list for Nonfiction Book of the Year was how closely the personal touches interwove with my own life.  Jacobs mixes his quest to read the encyclopedia with the coming of their first child, and as I went through all the struggles and complications and (ultimately) joy that came with my son, I devoured every word of The Know-It-All.

Well here we are again in another "crux" time in my life, as the Missus and I begin discussing how we're going to bring Jack up with regards to religion.  Thankfully Jacobs once again comes through with a book that's equal parts funny and heartwarming and, surprisingly enough, informative about religion and the role it can play in your life.  The Year of Living Biblicallly is exactly that: a record of Jacobs' attempt to follow the tenets of the Bible as literally as he can.  Eight months in the Old Testament and four months over in the New Testament.  Yes there are many many funny parts - try to get through his attempt at "stoning" an adulterer or driving his wife insane with his refusal to sit anywhere she might have sat during her menstrual cycle and I say your a man with no heart. Everything is tested with the yearning to understand not only what religion means to others, but how his religion is already affecting his life.

The Year of Living Biblically is another great example of wisdom gained through the absurb, courtesy of someone just like ther est of us - provided we've read the encyclopedia and have a penchent for dressing in robes.

1 Week Till...Hail Horror Year 3!

If the wind's just right, you can smell it.  Faint, a touch of smoke edged with ice...just enough to bite the insides of your throat and nose. It's trapped in the minutes between sunsets, a thousand leaves that catch the light just so, and with that light captured, burn into an eternal night...

Or, more simply put, October's coming, baby!  Which means that once again I will endeavor to fulfill the promise made to my ancestors by watching as many horror films as I possibly can, and stunningly fail to review even half of them! And that's okay, because I've made my peace with that.  The limited window I have to actually watch horror films (only when the Missus and the Boy are not within earshot) coupled with the time it takes to screen capture all the shots I want to talk about and write the actual review has to balance out against everything else I have to do in the month (be a father, husband, employee...you know "life stuff") and still be enjoyable in the process. 

And that's the real kicker: I LOVE HORROR MOVIES.  But the deadlines and hurdles/goals I set for myself made doing the reviews more of a chore and less of a joy.  Once I knew I wasn't going to meet my goal, things became much more free and fun.

But all that's just Dust in the October Wind, my friends.  What I REALLY want to say is that I cannot wait for this batch of movies!  I've been collecting and stashing films I want to cover left and right, so there's going to be a real cross-section of films to talk about.  We'll be looking at old classics, new classics, Italian giallo, slashers and supernatural spectres.  We'll compare a revered silent classic to a masterful remake.  And I guarantee there'll be a couple duds in the mix to boot.

And if you have any requests, let me know!  I'm always on the lookout for things people recommend.  Like last year, two guidelines:

  1. It can't be a movie I've already reviewed on the site
  2. It has to be readily available - either at the local theater, rental house, or on Netflix.  I'm not afraid to spend a few bucks to see, rent, or purchase a film, but I'm not going to shell out $39.99 for some Danish import with no subtitles.
Here's where we left off after the first two years (click the title to read my review):

PHANTASM  / 
[REC]  /  THE WOODS  /  DIARY OF THE DEAD  /  THE MONSTER SQUAD  /  FROM BEYOND  /   PLANET TERROR THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)  /  MAD LOVE  /  28 WEEKS LATER  /  SUBLIME  /  DEATH PROOF  /  NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990)  /  DEAD SILENCE  /  SEVERANCE  /  RESIDENT EVIL 3: EXTINCTION THE DESCENT GRINDHOUSE  /  THE EVIL DEAD  /  BROKEN LIZARD'S CLUB DREAD  /  THE MASK OF FU MANCHU  /  RINGU FEAST  /  HALLOWEEN (1978)  /  HELLRAISER  /  A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET  /  DEAD AND BREAKFAST FRIDAY THE 13TH  /  THE HILLS HAVE EYES (2005)  /  DAY OF THE DEAD  /  CAT PEOPLE (1942)  /  HOUSE OF WAX