Book of the Month for March

There was tough competition this month, especially from Maus, but the overall favorite mirrors Jason's BOTM for February. Absurdistan was an invigorating, funny satire whose bite recalls such modern classics as Catch-22 and Confederacy of Dunces. Highly recommended for anyone in the mood for something intelligent and genuinely funny.

Read the original review here.

Elsewhere in March (click to read):

 

 

Book #16: The Ruins

About halfway through Scott Smith's second novel The Ruins (coming to theaters April 4th!) the band of young, attractive people trapped on the hill (more on this later) talk about what would happen if their current situation were made into a movie. I think this is interesting because all indications from the trailer to the film point to a reasonable facsimile of this discussion, while the novel makes every attempt to subvert the reader's expectations.

This is only Scott Smith's second book (after the 1994 A Simple Plan, also made into a movie), a straight up horror story that manages to throw a few twists into a plot that feels like it was made to be turned into a Kevin Williamson teen horror flick. That it defies the conventions typically found in films like I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER and FINAL DESTINATION and manages to actually provide some scares makes this a pleasant surprise that, true to the promise many horror novels make, was hard to put down.

In case you haven't seen the trailer for the film (provided here), four friends vacationing in Mexico meet up with a young German tourist whose brother has disappeared, supposedly going into the jungle to join a young woman on an archaeological dig at some ruins. When they arrive they find that the ruins are overrun with bizarre sentient vines that not only crave human flesh, but apparently have a wicked intellect to boot. Smith makes the danger even more palpable by having the ruins guarded by Mayans from the nearby village. In an attempt to prohibit the spread of the vines (for reasons explained in the books the vines are confined to the area immediately around the ruins), anyone who crosses the line is not allowed to leave, for fear they'll carry the vines with them. So the protagonists are forced to stay on the hill and find a way to survive with little to no food or water, and monster vines that have a nasty habit of invading open wounds...

There's plenty of nasty images and scenes to keep gore hounds at bay, but the real terror comes from the dynamics of the group. Accusations and jealousies finally get the better of people, and the moments when you see the devastation coming, not from the vines but from the stupidity of our "heroes" is what makes the novel such fun to read. And Smith uses the great set up of forecasting who will dies and when and then completely turning it on its head.

Short (even at 500 pages) and sweet with a good ending, this was for me the definition of a "page turner."

Enough is Enough (UPDATED after cooling off a bit)

Okay...originally this was an expletive-filled rant about that was essentially a response to certain conversations, messages, and situations that culminated in one absolute monument of ignorance and narrow mindedness this morning. It was too much, and using a sort of "sketching" technique recently gleaned from Kerouac (that what you get when the newly published On the Road original scroll is prefaced by 100 pages of introduction and critical essays) I whaled away on the keyboard venting the bile that was in danger of causing permanent damage to those around me, or at least the stapler and tape dispenser (oh, office supplies, you have known my wrath before!).

But I went outside, had a cup of coffee, realized that I'm better than that, or at the very least am trying to be, came back in and erased it. If you read what was originally here in the last two hours and were disappointed by my lapse into vulgarity well, what can I say? Just had to blow off a little steam. yeah, I'm feeling better now, thanks. What? Oh, that? No worries - I'm taking steps to rectify it right now.

Anyway, the cat with the lizard mask will stay up to raise the "cuteness" factor of the site, and I'll retain a few choice phrases from the original post below.

It really is, you know...cannot possibly consider anything besides their own narrow...get up, throw a brick through the nearest window and look... I mean, seriously...WTF...petulant, text-message emoticon world...I'm right in the fuckin' middle of it too...The "yours" in this case being the world, dammit...eight-ball of bile...LOL! Have a wonderful day! :-)

UPDATED! Cola Inducements

Axl Rose has graciously offered to share his Dr. Pepper with Buckethead. The world feels a little more stable. Quoted below:

"We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr. Pepper with our album, 'Chinese Democracy', as for us this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead's performances are on our album, I'll share my Dr Pepper with him."
Original post below:

It's being reported on CNN, so you know it has to be true.

Dr. Pepper is hoping to entice Guns 'N' Roses frontman Axl Rose to release his new record Chinese Democracy in 2008 by offering every single person in America a can of its soda. Everyone, that is, except for former guitar players Slash and Buckethead. Director of Marketing and Master of Douchebaggery Jaxie Alt had this to say:

"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love," said Jaxie Alt, director of marketing for Dr Pepper. "So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection — for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as 'Dr Pepper for the ears' because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds— an instant classic."
For those of you who decided to stop living in 1992 and join the present, Chinese Democracy has been 17 years in the making. As in actually working on the record for 17 years, not sitting around for 15 years before finally making the record. Word is the record's finished but Rose is looking for more money before releasing it to a public that thought GN'R lost their edge after the bloated monstrosity that was Use Your Illusion I and II.

I don't understand the whole "everyone but Slash and Buckethead" thing. Really, Dr. Pepper? Your high-school exclusionary tactics leave a bad taste in my mouth, much like your sub-par excuse for a refreshing cola drink.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.