Keillor, jr.

Jason asked me to post some of my favorite poems on the site. Poetry is something I've yet to get comfortable with. There's a lot out there I like that I couldn't possibly speak intelligently about, and even more that I might like if I could possibly understand it.

So take that for what's it's worth. I won't begin to explain why the poems listed below affect me; they just do.

The Night I was Going to Die

For Jane: With All the Love I Had, Which was Not Enough

Fireflies in the Garden

The Road Not Taken

The Walrus and the Carpenter

When Death Comes

Howl

i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my

There are many others I can add to the list - there's a chance I'll get in here later and add some more.

Word Verification

In the 3 years I've had this blog (which really kind of makes the old noggin explode), I resisted putting up the word verification in the comments. I wanted anyone who cared to comment on my posts the freedom to write what they want with as little hassle as possible. Positive (a bunch, thank you), negative (a few, and I thank you for those, too), it didn't matter to me.

Unfortunately, lately I've been getting creamed with "spam" comments. It's more than a little disturbing to read comments stemming from my review of Holocaust comic Maus and then find links to XXX sex sites selling various streaming video and, ah, accessories. And while I appreciate the thought that Brandi put into inviting me to see her in her natural beauty for only 29.95 a month, the more suspicious side of me suspected that this may not look as innocent as presented.

So, Word Verification is up on the comments. Please don't let this stop you from commenting. I'm still not moderating comments - if you want to write something on here I guarantee it'll get on here - and unless you're in the market for companionship or various battery operated devices, it would probably be a good idea NOT to click on some of the more dubious links.

Have a great morning!

Book #15: Absurdistan

The fictional country of Absurdistan is the satiric, decadent cousin to Casablanca, a neutral middle ground which Mischa Vainberg, the protagonist in Gary Shteyngart’s second book is using to sneak back to his beloved America, if he can ever get there. The novel Absurdistan is a rich satire in the vein of Confederacy of Dunces, Candide, and Jonathan Swift.

In the creation of Mischa Vainberg, Shteyngart has crafted an iconic, sympathetic figure that lives in spirit next to Ignatius Reilly, Don Quixote, and Prince Myshkin (referenced in the novel). Mischa's yearning to escape the dredge of his admittedly comfortable life in Russia to be once again reunited with his ghetto girlfriend in Brooklyn echoes the pre-9/11 yearning many had for America and, in his response to the atrocities perpetrated by the denizens of Absurdistan in a horribly misguided attempt to lure America (wickedly represented by Halliburton) into the country to rebuild its rapidly disintegrating infrastructure Shteyngart manages to encapsulate exactly what many think America is currently trying to do in Iraq in such a way that it stabs you in the heart without needing to bludgeon you over the head as well.

Absurdistan is surgical in its humor, its satire, and its pathos. One of the best books to come out last year and definitely one of the best books read this year.

Pot Luck Review #8: Ma Vie en Mixx...

WHAT: A new mix (or "mixx" as it's spelled in the file) from my friend Victoria, pictured here next to some dude from Third Eye Blind. As she is now 21 years old (I checked - you should see her shoes), I don't know whether this should be held against her or not.

WHY: Special request, baby!!! That's right, I was actually asked to do a pot luck review of her latest mix, first by Indie Maven Sean (whose mix I was about to listen to), and then from the woman herself. Victoria's musical tastes, while very similar in some aspects to Sean's (who always manages to stick at least 3 things in I'll really enjoy), have a tendency to sound, well, young to my curmudgeonly ears. However, yesterday I willfully played a Wilco record on the way home, so maybe I'm in the right frame of mind to do this. Here we go:

1. Drug Drug Kiss Kiss - ABX: Oh my goodness...a veritable hodge podge of styles, complete with electro-vox a la Cher and Daft Punk. It moves, it jumps, it bounces in converse shoes and somewhere there's a rainbow reflected in the spray of fire hydrants while kids jump rope, all filmed in a bright, vibrant MTV ready for Prime Time style that surprises me, as I'm not immediately reaching for the Tylenol or the volume knob.

2. Sun Red Sky Blue - Kenna: Another song opting for electronic overtones. I guess the reggae rhythms coupled with the electronic blips and beeps are popular. I can see why by this track - while this is nothing I would go out and seek out, I'm enjoying it and wouldn't shut it off if it played on the radio. The chorus is sweet. It makes me want to sing a bit.

3. Now. Now - St. Vincent: This sounds like a commercial for Youth Culture. What's funny is I originally mistyped and wrote "Your Culture" which I imagine could possibly pass for a Freudian slip if anyone gave Freud any credence in this day and age. I feel like I should be watching a commercial of young adults interacting in slow motion. About three minutes in I'm starting to really like this - it's going from commercial to soundtrack to an indie movie. Somewhere in the world Zach Braff is trying to get this song in either his next film or the next episode of Scrubs. Damn I love Scrubs - that show is da bomb. I sheepishly admit to liking this song.

4. Sweet Marie - Timo Räisänen: Boy, everything so far on this mix has got some hop to it. This is the most "meh" song so far. Nothing really wrong, just filler. I give the guy some points for all the umlauts in his name, though. METAL!

5. Dear Gabby - The Eames Era: Retro pop/rock that's not by the Detroit Cobras or the Gore Gore Girls immediately get my guard up. I don't like the intro, but now that the actual song is playing, it's okay. The "emo kids don't tip for shit" quip is an easy target when I suspect these guys probably fall into a just as easily identifiable sub-group.

6. I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to dance With You - Black Kids: If these guys are actually black kids, I'll eat my weight in worms. I can't get past the name. Can someone explain why a bunch of white kids decided to call their band "Black Kids?" And while you're at it, also explain why this isn't racist? I'm not normally this touchy about things, but c'mon...really? And for a song that sounds like it was recorded in a tin can?

7. TBTF - Kevin Drew: And now this? Why the heck would this guy call himself Kevin Drew...wait, that's his name? Fair enough, I'll let it slide. My keen ears have discerned that "TBTF" stands for "Too Beautiful to Fuck," which was essentially my life story in high school. Not the women, me. Oh, how many times did I hear that sorry excuse from the girls, that I was just too beautiful...wait, whaddaya mean they weren't talking about me being too beautiful? Damn. The song is okay, I guess.

8. Don't You Evah - Spoon: Best produced song so far. And it's Spoon, so I love it. Spoon are greasy, sexy, and wonderful to play with bass that never manages to get lost in the mix. I know a lot of people think the new record is a step down from previous Gimme Fiction, but I really enjoy it. "Don't You Evah" isn't the strongest track on the new album, but it's a solid song, and works well here.

9. May 14, 1943 The Khaki-Whacky Girls - The Gunshy: Not to be confused with the May 14 1942 Khaki-Whacky Girls...I don't know what to make of this. I'm listening to the lyrics, but they make no sense. I think this derails the mix, it just sits there apart from everything else. I can't imagine waiting for this song to come up and then singing along. That's not to say it's a bad song; it just means it feels like it doesn't belong here.

10. It Started With a Mixx - Los Campesinos!: Ah ha! So that's where the title of this mix comes from! Hooray! Mystery solved. Goofy, plucky...I like this. Wow, short though.

11. School Uniforms - The Wombats: This immediately gets good marks. I'm a sucker for songs that are produced very in-your-face. This reminds me of bands like Maximo Park. There's a crazy little discord in the main riff that makes it dirty and fun. Sarcastic but not bored...I would definitely listen to an entire album by this band. This might be the highlight so far in the mix. Sorry, mixx.

12. Left Foot Stepdown - The Bees: Some simple chugging and then the brass comes in. This is really good. VB - you're making me smile...barring a few songs, I'm really enjoying this mix. Maybe I have a fever or something. Off in the distance Sean is trembling with rage, thinking I'm spending all my goodwill on your mix and leaving nothing but ire and bitterness when I listen to his mix. This has now become my favorite track on the record.

13. Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet - Blockhead: For five seconds I thought this was going to continue the caliber of the preceding three songs. Sorry. Some nice jazzy guitar line sampled over and over again while a beat plays in the background accompanied by muffled crooning. This sounds like something I once put together using a midi piano and some recording shareware. remind me to dig up my midi version of "Purple Haze" with me soloing over the background. On second thought, don't...

14. Need Your Needs - Georgie James: A perfectly serviceable song that does everything it's supposed to do. I can't say I particularly like it, but recall that I'm also a bitter old man who now sings "Old McDonald" and "If You're Happy And You Know It" every night to stop his son from running away from having his diapers changed. Now get off my lawn!

15. Here Comes the Heartbreak - Emma Pollack: Try to play me with a simple, acoustic pop song sung by a cute girl and you'll generally get me, so long as it's not too cloying. This isn't, and feels fine alongside the other good sings in this mix. I just checked her out - definitely not as cute as her voice, but I'm not the shallow type (he said immediately after checking out her picture to see if she was hot). I should emphasize at this point that nothing (except a few songs) on here would make my own mix disc, but were I to be at a party with some friends and this stuff came on, I'd be happy. Does that make sense?

16. Two French Sisters - Pants Yell!: Probably the best band name I've heard in the past five years, but unfortunately this track doesn't live up to the greatness of the name. If my pants could yell, I'd want them to yell like Scatman Crothers. Either him or the dude who played Stumpy in RIO BRAVO (ed. Walter Brennan). There should be more yelling in this song! All in all not bad, kinda sad, kinda forlorn, kinda like a lot of stuff that goes by with little impact.

17. Don't Lose Yourself - Laura Veirs: Good advice. everyone and their brother's doing the electro acoustic thing. I miss the days of a girl, a guitar, and kissing in the light streaming from a window. Where's my sticker album? This is good - the dual vocals work really nice, and the electronics aren't overbearing. Simple and sincere.

18. Fantasia - Rogue Wave: Wow, I actually know three bands on this mix (#3 comes later). Rogue Wave is one of those bands that I never actually listen to, but when I go through my iPod looking for music to trim, I always wind up leaving them on. Every time I hear a song from them, I say "Hmm, I need to listen to the whole record," and then I never do. Good song. Not "in your face" but it works its way over you like a fuzzy sweater. Man, I have to listen to a whole album one of these days...

19. In the Morning - Club 8: Whew. I was thinking this was going to be a "club" song, but instead I'm pleasantly surprised to hear an ethereal ode to young minds confused by their hearts. Songs like this remind me that while I am now firmly ensconced in my mid-30's my heart's still 21. This song plays when it's raining and you're home looking through old pictures with the person you love most in the world.

20. Impossible (Dan Deacon remix) - Death Set: If you know me by now, you can probably guess my reaction to any song with the words "remix" in the title. This sounds like a closing song to me. There's nothing particularly bad about it, except that it sounds like it;s the end of the mix, when it most decidedly is not, considering there's still two songs to go.

21. Girls & Boys in Love (David E Sugar remix) - The Rumble Strips: Another "remix." It sounds like you would imagine. Lots of dance-inspired beats and a guy singing like he misses his cat when he's on tour. But I'm feeling nostalgic right now, and I'm giving this a pass. This music makes me feel young again, for whatever reason, and I'm not going to begrudge it just because it's not my normal cup of tea (which is green, no sugar or cream, please).

22. Division - Stars: Oh, you wicked girl...I first saw Stars live in the company of my wife, Sean, and Victoria (I think...were you there?), and it was a great show. I think Amy Millan is a great singer whether she's here or doing her solo thing. This is a non-album track that maybe doesn't have the grandeur of their "official" stuff, but when you have this much talent and grave it shows through in even the weaker songs. It doesn't feel like a closer (I would switch this and the "Impossible" remix), but it's a great addition and a welcome surprise considering I hadn;t heard it before.

BOTTOM LINE: A solid B. Take off tracks 6, 7, 9, 13 and 14 and you got a really fun, eclectic mix. I admit to being surprised at the upbeat nature of the tracks - I guess I was expecting a softer mix of tracks. Definitely a few keepers there that will bounce to my iPod, and the crown goes to The Bees and strangely Club 8, which made me feel very wistful and nostalgic to the point where I'll confess I played it three times while I leaned back in my chair and remembered what it was like to be young and in love.

I have no idea who these people are, but you get the idea I'm trying to get across, yes?

20 Science Fiction Novels That Will Change Your Life

Now that's a loaded title.

It's no secret by now that I love lists. Being subjective by nature, it's a great opportunity to compare argue, and possibly come across something that might actually (in the case of this list, anyway) "change your life."

The list comes courtesy of the better-than-I-expected Io9, a site dedicated to all things science fiction in nature. I had come across an artist's representation of the city of New Crobuzon, made popular by the excellent series of "steam punk" novels by China Mieville, of which the first, Perdido Street Station, is both on the aforementioned list and a part of my Shelf of Fame. For the curious, the picture adorns the top of this post.

You can access the list by clicking on this link. For the record, there's a lot of good stuff here, stretching from Mary Shelly's Frankenstein up to more current fare like Charles Stross' 2006 novel Glasshouse (Stross, by the way, writes some excellent Lovecraft fiction - check out The Atrocity Archives to see how Cthulhu fares in modern day England). Although it doesn't have anything by Clarke (or Heinlein, or any of the classic golden-age SF writers excepting Asimov, represented here with I, Robot), you get a pretty diverse group of well-known writers and new, more recent discoveries. Just a few I'd add to the list:

  • Orson Scott Card: Ender's Game
  • Arthur C. Clarke: Rendezvous With Rama or Childhood's End
  • John Scalzi: Old Man's War
  • Philip K. Dick: The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
  • Theodore Sturgeon: More Than Human
Got some more suggestions? Comments? Let me know!